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18

May

thisiswhyyourefat:

Pizza Hut Crown Pizza
A Pizza Hut Supreme pizza with meatballs and cream cheese balls baked into the crust and shaped like a crown. 
(submitted by Mira via Pizza Hut)

This looks both gross and delicious at the same time!

thisiswhyyourefat:

Pizza Hut Crown Pizza

A Pizza Hut Supreme pizza with meatballs and cream cheese balls baked into the crust and shaped like a crown. 

(submitted by Mira via Pizza Hut)

This looks both gross and delicious at the same time!

11

May

thisiswhyyourefat:

McDonald’s Cheese Katsu Sandwich
Fried pork paddy stuffed with cheese and served with mayo and Teriyaki sauce between two buns.
(submitted by Jenn via McDonald’s Japan)


I really really want one of these, even though it looks like an instant McStomach ache. By the way, why does all of the cool cutting edge stuff go to every country but America first, hmmm, I guess being a close minded country isn’t a good thing.

thisiswhyyourefat:

McDonald’s Cheese Katsu Sandwich

Fried pork paddy stuffed with cheese and served with mayo and Teriyaki sauce between two buns.

(submitted by Jenn via McDonald’s Japan)


I really really want one of these, even though it looks like an instant McStomach ache. By the way, why does all of the cool cutting edge stuff go to every country but America first, hmmm, I guess being a close minded country isn’t a good thing.

08

May

thisiswhyyourefat:

Red Velvet Pancakes
Red velvet pancakes served with whipped cream cheese and butter pecan syrup. 
(submitted by strawbeeries via TheBreakFastCook)

thisiswhyyourefat:

Red Velvet Pancakes

Red velvet pancakes served with whipped cream cheese and butter pecan syrup. 

(submitted by strawbeeries via TheBreakFastCook)

07

May

She really wanted a ride home after work.

stuffmygirlfriendsays:

“If you picked me up after work I’d be so happy I’d cry. On your penis. With my mouth.”

07

Apr

Rainy day in the burbs, just wanted to show everyone else how awesome, dry, and warm the weather is. But I’m getting some 4th meal for lunch, so at least the shitty weather, will match how I feel :(

Rainy day in the burbs, just wanted to show everyone else how awesome, dry, and warm the weather is. But I’m getting some 4th meal for lunch, so at least the shitty weather, will match how I feel :(

01

Apr

I saw these new Geoff Rowley’s on Hypebeast.com I love how “Off The Wall” they look. I need some new shoes for work, I kinda wanna attempt to make some sort of fashion statement, or more to the point a statement of individuality, and to say that I’m not one of you, I’m just here for the check. Plus they look extra comfy and teamed up with one of the greatest punk bands of all time, The Sex Pistols. So the question is Lime or Yellow? Btw, I would wear these shoes almost every day, no matter what color my clothes are, so pick the freshest shoe

I saw these new Geoff Rowley’s on Hypebeast.com I love how “Off The Wall” they look. I need some new shoes for work, I kinda wanna attempt to make some sort of fashion statement, or more to the point a statement of individuality, and to say that I’m not one of you, I’m just here for the check. Plus they look extra comfy and teamed up with one of the greatest punk bands of all time, The Sex Pistols. So the question is Lime or Yellow? Btw, I would wear these shoes almost every day, no matter what color my clothes are, so pick the freshest shoe

26

Mar

ENTOURAGE'S COOL LIL BROTHER

I heard about this show long before it even started filming, why you ask, cuz I’m a CuDi fiend, and found out about it in that pursuit. It’s become my latest fetish, I knew it was inevitable for me to love this, it’s made by the same great people that bring us Entourage. The characters have depth, multiple story lines(that are surprisignly easy to follow and intertwine well), there’s cool hip shit goin on, and babes. What more do you want in a show, did I mention it’s a comedy, I wouldn’t personally label it that, but it does bring some laughs. Sorry people, but if you’re in it only for Scotty(CuDi to those of you out of the loop) then you might be disappointed, cuz he’s not one of the main characters, he’s an integral part, but is only on air for about 5-10 min per show. Anyways, it’s a great show, and if you have a pulse you’re gonna love it. Check it out on HBO Sundays at 10PM EST/ 9PM CST(Chicago Time)

And this is my token Brandon Jennings post, I think this guy is gonna be a perennial NBA All-Star, he has all the tools to be a great player, not to mention an uncanny sense of fashion and style. From the Gumby, to the twists, to the red dyed hair, he just has a sense of flair; and he can back that up by going 50+ as a rookie, and he has a head on his shoulders, he drives a Prius for God’s sake! This kind of goes hand in hand with my last post, ENJOY!!!

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27 plays Get

Can someone please tell me why Wale is such a beast, seems like every beat he rips is a banger. BTW, this is on Brandon Jennings warmup playlist. Lately I’ve been bumping all the Wale I can get my hands on, I really like his version of stronger and thank you, maybe it’s cuz I’m growing my dreads, myabe not, only God knows!!!

22

Mar

I’m seriously considering going to Tunica, MS for my 21st, I always wanted to go to Vegas, but this seems to be a way more affordable alternative. Plus I’ll get to have some good down home cooking. Idk if my family would want to take a 13 hour road trip, or just fly to LV? Well I have year to save up and get my plans in order, wish me luck!

I’m seriously considering going to Tunica, MS for my 21st, I always wanted to go to Vegas, but this seems to be a way more affordable alternative. Plus I’ll get to have some good down home cooking. Idk if my family would want to take a 13 hour road trip, or just fly to LV? Well I have year to save up and get my plans in order, wish me luck!